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Decompression: Succession Spin-Off With Deep Sea Diving

Succession the TV series just came to an end. Fans will be hankering for me! Thus, we enter the fray with our latest concept—Decompression! Set in the mysterious world of deep sea diving, the show...

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The Running Man: “You cold-blooded bastard!” Quote Off!

Probably our favourite Big Arnie Noise (i.e. one-liner) is from The Running Man (1987). It’s part of another popular Big Arnie one-liner. That’s right! It’s a one-liner… within a one-liner! The full...

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The Running Man: “Here is Subzero. Now Plain Zero!”

The Running Man (1987) unquestionably has some of the best Big Arnie one-liners ever. Alongside “You cold-blooded bastard!” we have this epic little number about Subzero being Plain Zero, Crap line....

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Batman & Robin: Celebrating Every Big Arnie Ice-Based Pun

You’re going to have to excuse our behaviour as we’re really going to go off on one with Batman & Robin (1997). Why? As Arnold Schwarzenegger entered One-Liner Heaven throughout that weird as heck...

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Arnold: Reflective Docu on Terminating and Lifting Stuff

The documentary Arnold (about Mr. Schwarzenegger) just launched on Netflix recently. It’s a surprisingly candid look at the action movie star, bodybuilder, and former politician. Schwarzenegger turns...

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Commando: “Let off some steam, Bennett” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Commando (1985) was one of Big Arnie’s first proper bombastic action hero type movie romps. Packed out with all manner of Arnold Noises and pithy one-liners, it was quite the steamy time of it for any...

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Commando: “I lied” Big Arnie Quote Off Extravaganza!

After our recent Commando “Let off some steam, Bennett” romp along we’re now back… with more Commando! And more Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arguably there’s a bit of oversaturation for Arnold Noises on...

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Jingle All the Way: “Put that cookie down! Now!” Quote Off!

Continuing our needlessly extensive tour of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s bizarre career in one liners (peaking with our look at Mr. Freeze’s ice-based puns), here we have Jingle All the Way (1996). Not Big...

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Total Recall: “Consider that a divorce” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Another week has passed in the world of culture and it’s another chance for us to continue our rampage through Arnold Schwarzenegger’s one liners. This time sci-fi romp Total Recall (1990) gets a...

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Eraser: “You’ve just been erased” Quote Off Extravanganza!

Back again with another Big Arnie one liner! This lesser-known gem is all about erasing things like a rubber. It’s from Eraser (1996) and features one of the most convoluted ways to get Big Arnie to...

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